Please Send Thoughts and Prayers to Eddie Moon Pig Pie



"Teacher, I'm tired of being bad at Math."

"Eddie Moon Pig Pie, you're going to have to kill off who you are now, if you want your life to be any different."

Mrs. Mary Affirmationstein was notoriously known throughout  Steinville Elementary School for Moon Pig Pie Children, as being the teacher that reads way too many self-help books.

One time  another student, Freddy Moon Pig Pie came to her crying that one of the boys had doused his eyes with lemons, and all she said was , "What a wonderful opportunity. Life has given you lemons. We must make lemonade at once!"

But, now she has taken things too far. She has loaded Eddie Moon Pig Pie's gun with magical killer BB gun bullets, and she is telling him that it is best that she kills off who he is now, and he will thank her some day.

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