Don't Take Travel Advice from Freddy Big Tits
Todd The Engineer Listened to the Wrong Man Meet Todd. Todd goes to work every day as an engineer. His hobbies include eating tacos from Macho Tacos, and staring at tits. But, the one thing Todd likes more than staring at tits and eating Macho Tacos, is his annual vacation to SE Asia. He starts counting the days until his summer vacation shortly after New Year's day. Last year was unfortunately the last of Todd's SE Asia summer vacations. He went to a country you probably never heard of, Fredina Small Tits. His colleague from San Diego, Freddy Big Tits, the coolest dude ever recommended it to him. Freddy Big Tits had gone to a rare island a few years ago in the Philippines, called Lola Rocket Tits. The island of Lola Rocket Tits' name had nothing to do with a woman's breast. The name originated when Freddy Big Tits' traveling pal, Johnny Melons-Sucker liked the previously un-named island so much that he kept saying, ''Bruah, this place is Lola R...