In Taiwan, Everything is Easy

Adulting means reading For The FB Group, Taiwan English Teacher Job Openings , please read the entire post :   One of the easiest; but most frustrating ways to find a job in Taiwan is to look on the Taiwan FB group listed above. Schools that need a teacher post their info on the FB group. This quickly sends the word  out to massive amounts of job-seekers that a teacher is needed.  Cool idea, right? :) It should be very efficient.  However, it is difficult to imagine how many times on this Taiwan Facebook Group in particular that the poster has ended with, " P/M me for more information." This sounds like a reasonable request, right? This clear and direct call to action is almost always immediately followed up with a comment ( not a p/m as asked for originally) , " p/m me for where to send a CV." Are you serious dude? You are applying for a job; and you have just shown that you can not read instructions. What is even better than completely ignoring the instru...

Congratulations Small Business Owner!  Everyone offers advice on how to succeed.   Nobody ever offers advice on how to bomb. Follow my suggestions. I guarantee a swift journey right to the shit house. ***The tips come from my own six week career as a freelance writer. I think I set every record possible for terribleness. *** #1 Cut off All Ties- Cancel your cell phone plan. Stop talking to people. Allow no way of clients possibly contacting you. Bye- Bye Friends & Family #2 Keep Drinking -  Expect low funds. Drink more.  Set career highs for your worst hang over ever. Clobber your record high vomit days from university. Bottoms Up Bitches! #3 Go to Bed Later - You need to go to bed one hour later than normal. I highly recommend developing a porn addiction. Great resting spot  #4  Check Facebook Excessively - Walk into the room. Turn your computer on. Check all FB notifications. See who liked you...