Bullshit News in Taiwan- Teacher Sid's Angry Mob Convinces Youbike To Overturn Its Discriminatory Practices Against Foreigners

The Foreigners Storm Youbike Ceo's Apartment


When they got to the billionaire's building, his security guard immediately put the newspaper in front of his face as he mumbled.

"My English very poor."
"We can speak Chinese." 
All nineteen foreigners responded in perfect Mandarin.

"Sorry, my English very bad," as the newspaper went up over his head one more time.

The Wai Guo Ren leader called up their guy.

" Hey, we're downstairs and your security guard won't let us in."
"Ok , I will be right there."

A Hearty Welcome to Taiwan Offered By Youbike



He greeted the mob by using both of his hands to shake their one hand.

"Thank you Thank you. Welcome to Taiwan."

The crowd of angry outsiders showed up to meet about a recent change in how the company handles renting the bikes to foreigners and tourists.  The company has added several major loopholes making things very inconvenient for foreigners to use the YouBike service. When they got to his apartment on the forty-sixth floor, he greeted them with bath sandals for everyone to slip into, and immediately asked, "Did you have your lunch yet?"

Teacher Sid's lips fantasized that the billionaire CEO was inferring that if they hadn't already eaten that he was going to be serving lunch. This is a mistake that many of first-time foreign visitors to Taiwan make. About forty-five minutes into the ordeal, Teacher Sid realized there was no free lunch in site.

Taiwan Loves Its Convenience



After everyone slipped into a pair of slippers, they headed to Mr. Lee's den to discuss the issues. Mr. Lee smiled like his kid just got a ninety-five percent on an English test, while he went around the room asking everyone questions that seemed to be of utter importance to him such as:
"Are you married?"
"Do you like stinky tofu?"

Finally, Teacher Ava said to Mr. Lee,

"Sir, don't you realize your upcoming change to the Youbike policy is going to be a major inconvenience for a lot of us?"

He set his cup of tea down.

"Yes sir. Foreigners now have to put down a $2000 NT deposit on all Youbikes, and this means that we can no longer walk to where we are going from the MRT stop."

"Wait a second. That doesn't sound convenient."
"Yes sir. Exactly!"
"Well, I'm very sorry."

He got on speaker phone while everybody was still in the room, talked loud enough for the
mayor of Kaoshiung, Han Guo Yu, to hear him, " and  the policy was changed.

Before they left, the CEO asked everyone in the room if they could add his LINE.

Teacher Sid Is Still Bummed



At press time, Teacher Sid was seen sulking as he locked up his Youbike.

 "Shit, I really though that dude was going to throw some steaks on the grill or something when he asked if we had our lunch.  It could have been fried rice for all I cared. I guess I'm going to have to  find lunch for myself today. "

The Wai Guo Ren leader was also quoted at press time as saying, " It was nice to have somebody famous on my LINE account for a little while. But, I deleted him because he sent me fifteen stickers in less than an hour."

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