Bullshit News in Taiwan: Instagrammer TaipeiFoodBabe Wasted Five Years Taking Pictures of Food
Bullshit News in Taiwan's lead reporter, Three Feet Pete, interviewed Taiwan's most famous food blogger, Stinky Tofu Babe on a recent Wednesday afternoon.We were more excited than a gym rat just before they post their third selfie of their workout, that she found time to meet with us. She has been incredibly busy checking how many people have downloaded her e-books, The History of Food Photos, and Food-Snap Science.
When Three Feet Pete walked into her house, Stinky Tofu Babe let him know him that it was a pleasure to be conversing with another human being. Her normal routine consists of obsessing over how many Instagram followers she has, and commenting on other people's photos in hopes of them writing something back on her page like , "U are so awesome!" So, she doesn't get much actual social interaction.
When asked to tell us more about what makes being a food blogger so fantastic, she had this to say.
''Awesome? Well, you know this job is as fascinating as watching ghost money burn for someone who isn't religious, I take pictures of food. Seriously, how many different ways can I come up with to make rice look interesting? "
That's when Three Feet Pete thought he could cheer up the depressed food blogger. He had arranged for several other of Taiwan's famous bloggers to do a conference call on LINE, so she could actually have the time to talk to real people.
Stinky Tofu Babe went absolutely ballistic at that point. She took her 2017 Up and Coming Food Blogger of The Year Award trophy off the desk and started swinging it at Three Feet Pete's third foot, which is located just above his belly button.
Three Feet Pete ran out the front door. But, in his hurry, he realized that his third foot had fallen off somewhere in her house.
"Damn It! I knew I should have used something stronger than Elmer's glue to glue my foot onto my belly button. Well, I guess nobody can call me Three Feet Pete anymore. Because, I'm not going back."
Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen, apparently not all food bloggers are as happy as their Selfies show they are. Also, at press time, apparently Stinky Tofu Babe had put out a tweet,''I can't believe I wasted five years taking pictures of what I ate for lunch. What a fucking waste.''
Tomorrow, we're back at you with more bullshit, from the same place.
When Three Feet Pete walked into her house, Stinky Tofu Babe let him know him that it was a pleasure to be conversing with another human being. Her normal routine consists of obsessing over how many Instagram followers she has, and commenting on other people's photos in hopes of them writing something back on her page like , "U are so awesome!" So, she doesn't get much actual social interaction.
When asked to tell us more about what makes being a food blogger so fantastic, she had this to say.
''Awesome? Well, you know this job is as fascinating as watching ghost money burn for someone who isn't religious, I take pictures of food. Seriously, how many different ways can I come up with to make rice look interesting? "
That's when Three Feet Pete thought he could cheer up the depressed food blogger. He had arranged for several other of Taiwan's famous bloggers to do a conference call on LINE, so she could actually have the time to talk to real people.
Stinky Tofu Babe went absolutely ballistic at that point. She took her 2017 Up and Coming Food Blogger of The Year Award trophy off the desk and started swinging it at Three Feet Pete's third foot, which is located just above his belly button.
Three Feet Pete ran out the front door. But, in his hurry, he realized that his third foot had fallen off somewhere in her house.
"Damn It! I knew I should have used something stronger than Elmer's glue to glue my foot onto my belly button. Well, I guess nobody can call me Three Feet Pete anymore. Because, I'm not going back."
Well, there you have it ladies and gentlemen, apparently not all food bloggers are as happy as their Selfies show they are. Also, at press time, apparently Stinky Tofu Babe had put out a tweet,''I can't believe I wasted five years taking pictures of what I ate for lunch. What a fucking waste.''
Tomorrow, we're back at you with more bullshit, from the same place.
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