Bullshit News in Taiwan- Loudest Woman In The World Goes on a Hot Date

"We left the hot pot restaurant before our after-dinner tea even came,'' said one woman at the very famous WongliuSu's Hot Pot Restaurant on Zhongshan Road in some shitty-ass town in Taiwan

"I was sitting at the dinner table, marveling over the fact that these hot pot restaurants actually get away with charging people to come in and cook their dinner themselves, wondering if my wife and I could team up on a business where people come over to our house, and pay to wash our dishes after we cook dinner at night, when I could suddenly hear a woman talking on the phone from outside; even though all the doors in the restaurant were shut."

"We left the hot pot restaurant before our after-dinner tea even came,' said one woman at the very famous WongliuSu's Hot Pot Restaurant on Zhongshan Road in some shitty-ass town

Our staff bilingual staff reporter, Pomelo ChuShanBumMuff, gathered the above quotes in her interviews after she got word that the loudest Taiwanese women in the world had a date last night.

Of course, the whole city heard the original arrangements were made when the couple set up their time to meet at the Hot Pot Restaurant.

Her first and only victim, who goes by his Tinder name: Cougar Hunter, told Ms ChuShanBumMuff, "Thank God she cracked the phone on my screen when she ordered water. That was an excuse to leave. Her officemates also just responded to our questions with, "Not surprised!"