Funny Father Sayings From "The Taiwan"
By Joshua Dent Best Dad Quotes "I'm not going to a GOD DAMN museum!" Author (Dale "Larue" Dent)- Josh's father Let's also not forget the strong emphasis my dad placed as he grinded his teeth together when he got to the word, GOD. It took him much longer to say the word GOD, than the rest of the sentence. Dad Highlight Reel This quote mentioned above would probably go on my own personal "Dad highlight reel." It was one of the funnier ones he used to say. We always knew it was coming as kids anytime he got within 100 yards of a museum. This is especially hilarious because I don't think anyone in the Dent family ever ONCE, even hinted at the fact that we wanted to go to a museum. He was still so intent on the fact that he would not step foot inside a museum. I know it is hard to even understand this level of intensity over something so trivial. But, this is my father and that is why we love him. ha! His irrational hatr...