Taitung City's Liyushan Trail: Save the Trees Man!
The Beach: After Liyushan, go to the Taitung beach. Liyushan`s Least Wanted: White tops and bald ladies pierce your inner drum with horrible Karaoke. Your kid``s church choir group sounds like Beethoven compared to these microphone train wrecks. The Liyushan trail won't exactly win Lonely Planet's best unkept secret award. It still won't be nominated for The Shittiest Trail award. The nature and the stroll will make you smile. How to get here: Spend most of your afternoon trying to go five minutes without staring at your phone on the long haul from pretty much anywhere else on this island. The annoying voice of your Taiwanese coworker who warned you " Taitung is too far ," will haunt most of your trip. Once you arrive in Taitung, look at Google to get to the trail, you fucking idiot:) The Tower Look at that view. What a picture that would make from the top!! Don't Frommer (travel guide) Jolly yourself too fast. You can'...