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Best Mother's Day Poem From The Taiwan

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To those of you that have been following along, let me first say that I am flattered that you have taken the time to read some of my adventures here in Taiwan. Many of these blog updates have been stories of drunken debauchery that include pounding beers at 7-11 until the sun comes up. I have been kind of a drunk asshole since I have been here. It is not my true nature. I actually am a caring and legitimate human being. That is why this next story is going to really throw you for a loop. I debated with myself for a few weeks now if I should write about this next topic in public. But, I thought it was relevant information worth sharing. Around 10 p.m., on Easter Sunday, I decided to give my mom a call. I had no idea the dramatic news that I was soon about to receive. The phone went right to voice mail that night. I thought nothing of it . I just assumed she was at church. But, the next day was when I got "the e-mail"  You never want to receive an e-ma...

Happy Easter- Wild Man Goes to Filipino Church Searching for Ladies:)

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By Joshua Dent Greetings everyone from "The Taiwan" as I like to call it. Did you ever wonder what Easter is like in Taiwan? If you are like me, you probably really never thought of that. I had been through Thanksgiving and Christmas so far in The Taiwan. Thanksgiving gets pretty much ignored here for obvious reasons. My only Thanksgiving day celebration came from going to a $500 NTD all you can drink night club in Taiwan called Club Wax. Let/s not forget also the Redskins whooped up on Dallas for a Thanksgiving day treat! The Taiwan girls did give me a Thanksgiving surprisewhen they stripped off all my clothes except for my boxers on the dance floor. Taiwan is so weird though. The circle of women around chuckled by covering their hand over their mouth after they admired the work, and then were too embarrassed at what they did to party anymore. Or maybe, I am not as much of a catch as I think after 12 rum and cokes, and alcohol sweat pouring down every bone in m...