Bullshit News in Taiwan-A Dude Named ABC Has Been Banned From His Favorite Eatery in Taiwan

An American dude named ABC will no longer be eating at his go-to lunch time restaurant. His favorite lunch box placed a lifetime ban on him  One of the customers on scene told Bullshit News in Taiwan reporters that his eyes screamed like those of a man stuck working on a Christmas day. . 
This man, ABC, his parents named him Mark. However, he grew tired of the locals pronunciation of his name, Mark-Uh.
The neighbor of Tom’s Cram-A-Box heard commotion when he was out for his mid afternoon walk.  He confronted ABC in a very Taiwanese manner. 
“I’m very sorry Sir. My English very poor lah. But, if it is convenient for you, can you take the chopsticks away from that nice young lady’s purse.’’
ABC had threatened to punch her purse with his chopsticks until her unused tampons went flying all over the floor. 
Mrs, Tom, the wife of the owner, had insulted ABC when he grabbed chopsticks to eat his lunch, and she told him, “No, those are chopsticks. “
ABC issued the following statement. 
“Dude, I couldn’t take it anymore. What did she think I thought they were? Wood-flavored candy bars?”
The hero of the day who stopped the situation from escalating further dropped a few more comments for us.
“I’m just glad that American guy didn’t ask me any other questions besides, how are you, I would have failed that test."

For more bullshit, from the same place, come back tomorrow.

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