“Here’s My Number, Call Me Maybe Rage!"
By Joshua Dent #2 Pencils Did you ever hear a song so many times that you felt like you were one note away from deliberately gouging out your own eyes with a bright and shiny #2 pencil? Carly Rae’s “Here’s My Number, Call Me Maybe” had me reaching for my trusty #2 on many occasions this past winter in Jongli, Taiwan. “The Jongli” Never heard of Jongli, Taiwan? What’s wrong with you? I am just kidding. There is no reason you should know “The Jongli.” It is just a small suburb of Taiwan’s capital city Taipei. To me, it’s urban and flat, with a river that smells like the dumpster behind Mcdonald’s. Family Fun- 99 Red Balloons Style I really am not kidding about how bad I hate that song. I was very close to going absolutely Ape-Shit if I heard that song one more time. NOTHING in this ENTIRE world pissed me off more this last winter than day, after day, after day, after day of hearing the WORST song in American history. I would have to go back to the early 80’s w