Bom, Bom,Bom, The Old Taiwan Teacher Man


Taiwan #2 :)
Bom! Bom! Bom!
The Old
Taiwan Teacher Man
likes 'em big
not too much
in the can

Rhino can














Bom! Bom! Bom!
The Old
Taiwan Teacher Man
even on the day
he could get the pay
he ran ran ran
and ran ran ran
and ran ran ran
far as far
far as far can be

Running from sticky balls anyone? :)














Bom! Bom! Bom!
The Old
Taiwan Teacher Man
wants that one last wish
to be
one fresh free fish

Free!














Bom! Bom! Bom!
The Old
Taiwan Teacher Man
that one fresh free fish
best as best can be
that is Heeee!

Not free yet!




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