Bullshit News in Taiwan- Pothead Scooter Helmets Are All The Rage in Taiwan

After a young lady was seen riding on the back of a scooter last weekend while wearing a flower pot on her head instead of a protective safety helmet in Taipei, the entire nation of Taiwan has sold out of flower pots. The island nation has officially ditched the traditional chin-strap scooter helmets in favor of this revolutionary Pot Head Helmet. The country is now officially in a buzz for Pot Head Helmets, according to a new online community, Yellowit.

Here is the picture of the first Pot Head Helmet: Click Here.

Bullshit News in Taiwan uncovered how this Pothead Scooter Helmet rage initiated itself on Sunday evening with some stellar reporting. We discovered that an old lady in Taipei, was the first person to encourage others to stop wearing the traditional scooter helmets after the Pot Head Scooter Helmet lady's vehicle nearly hit the back of the old lady's scooter at a red light. The old lady, with a surname of Yu, preferred to be called by her street name for our story, Old Lady Yu. She told us as soon as she saw that Pot Head Helmet she started screaming at the top of her little lungs, "Hey Everyone, Stop what you are doing, and look. That helmet looks very convenient."

Other witnesses of the scene all told us about the same response. It was basically, "Hey man. What was I going to do? An old lady pointed out that doing something a different way, is more convenient. I couldn't dare question her. So, now I'm wearing this stupid Pot Head helmet."

LINE actually had to be shut down all across the country, because everyone in the country was going on LINE and telling other people that Old Lady Yu said that wearing a flower pot on your head would be more convenient than wearing a scooter helmet. For the first twelve hours, nobody even knew why the helmets were more convenient.

Then, Old Lady Yu's young boy toy came over to drop off some oatmeal at her place, and he was able to find out why she thought the Flower Pot Helmets would be more convenient. She told him it was because you never have to be bothered with hooking and un-hooking your chinstrap. So, if people get on their scooter four or five times a day, that adds up to well over one two thousand times per year that they don't have to have the burden of working with their chinstraps. Luckily her boy toy told a few people about this convenience factor, and now everyone knows. That's because the rumor spread so quick again.

Old Lady Yu, Bullshit News in Taiwan salutes you, as a Convenience All-Star

Bullshit News in Taiwan didn't rest on the story yet.

We got some more information from Old Lady Yu's neighbor. The thirty-five year old woman,Neighbor Chen, had these comments for Bullshit News in Taiwan.

"Oh wow. That's four thousand times per year that I don't have to be inconvenienced by clipping my scooter helmet on or off again, that will free up so much more time for staring at my cellphone. I am also so happy I never have to be bothered with locking the helmet onto my scooter. This is like Japan-level convenient."

Bullshit News in Taiwan admired her passion, but her Math was a little off.

Our reporters continued to roam the streets gathering more commentary on this pressing issues in the Taiwan news. A teenage boy who goes by his English name of Henry the Dick Puncher,said, "Damn if they could only find a way to connect that thing to Wi-Fi, and attach glasses to it, so I can watch Pornhub while my mom takes me to school, then my life would be complete. "

Another foreign man living in Taitung,  couldn't be reached for comment as he has been reportedly cracking himself up all weekend by sitting in his apartment and repeatedly laughing like Beavis and Butthead while saying, "Taiwan has a bunch of potheads."