Taiwan's SHITTIEST Waterfall!!

Reviews on Taiwan's Shittiest Waterfall

With Chinese New Year further away than most of us care to admit right now, it is still never too early to start thinking about what kind of adventures you want to get into over the Chinese New Year Holiday.

Today, you can read the reviews of Baiyu Waterfall, on Taiwan's normally beautiful east coast.

Reviewer #1-Boris from GeekinonFalls.com :  " Not only did I waste an entire day trying to find this piece of shit; a monkey ran off with my camera while I was taking a shit in the water. I decided to take a shit in the water just in hopes that the stench from my shit would deter at least one person from wasting three minutes of their lives to walk to this shitty waterfall. People that do make it to the waterfall just stand there and say this waterfall really sucks."

Poor Boris.  An old lady seen dragging a mattress with her scooter later that day; also reportedly heard a rumor that Boris actually stole a Taiwan hiking trails map from the Zhiben Forrest Park minutes away from Taiwan's Shittiest Waterfall after his visit. He told our reporters at Taiwan Is Easy when questioned why he stole the map,  "I just felt like I had to get something out of this shitty day at Taiwan's  Shittiest Waterfall."

Reviewer #2 Mr. Wu, A Local Farmer : " You're better off choking on a box of dicks. "

Mr. Wu lives less than one hundred meters from Taiwan's Shittiest Waterfall. He had been practicing this English sentence above about the box of dicks for fifteen years. He knew the day would come when he would have to use the sentence. After he saw the disappointed look on Boris' face, he decided he had to stop anyone from ever visiting Taiwan's Shittiest Waterfall again. Mr. Wu now spends his days and nights in Taiwan's Shittiest Waterfall's parking lot telling visitors, "You're better off choking on box of dicks."  This is in attempt to keep anyone from going to the waterfall. Mr. Wu' s farm has gone to shit; and he doesn't even care. He has been heard telling local  people in the community that he would rather die than see another soul face the devastation as Boris from Geekinonfalls.com; after Boris suffered through the longest three minutes of his life. Mr. Wu also told a reporter from Taiwan Is Easy, " Traveling to Taiwan's Shittiest Waterfall is kind of like when you buy some beetle~nut  from the stand with the scantily clad women and instead of  a sexy & young Ting~Ting coming out to help you; Fat Betty waddles out instead."

How to get here:   Save yourself the trouble man. If people stop coming, Mr. Wu can keep his farm from going to shit. Mr. Wu's wife spends her evenings like many Taiwanese senior citizens walking around in circles while clapping her hands together loudly. After clapping time, she heads to the temple to ask the Gods of common sense to tell Mr. Wu; to get the fuck back to work. 

Don't just take Mr. Wu's opinion that you're better off choking on a box of dicks on whether or not you should come here. This was the actual write-up in  a local guide book that only one person ever bought. The book has stopped further publication mainly due to publishing this piece of shit waterfall in the book.

The Hike:  Walk up 42 rotting steps. Stare at dangling wires, and broken pipes.  If you listen close enough, you can hear the waterfall hitting the broken pipes.

The Grand Climax: Congratulations!  42 steps got you to the top. You now have a sea of broken pipes, wires, and rubar. What to do now? Hmmm...
 
     Option 1 : If you're with your significant other, it is a great place to dump them. Nothing says things aren't working out like broken pipes, dangling wires, and rubar.

    Option 2 : Quickly announce Family Mart has a great deal on beer. Everyone wants to leave anyway. You will be seen as a hero.

   Option 3 : Stare at the mess in front of your eyes, and pretend like the whole trip never happened.

Don't come here. It sucks!!!