Why I Hate Skaters (Skater Jeff Hartman) 16 year old, Jeff Hartman rocked a Thrasher T-shirt. In 1990, every skateboard owner wore the same ugly gray shirt. Jeff Hartman's dirty shorts drooped nearly to the tops of his ankles. Jeff Hartman had a beard. He should have had a beard. He was 16 years old, but in seventh grade. I knew Jeff Hartman was a douche-bag. I didn’t have the balls to kick his ass though. So, I had to just hope he never bothered me. Why I Loved The Underdog(Somalian Adoptee Mohammed Mohammed) Mohammed Mohammed wore a turtle neck. He looked like a child marathon runner. It sounds racist. But, he looked like a child marathon runner. Sorry. Mohammed Mohammed didn’t wear a turtle neck to disguise the hickeys. His foster parents gave him the shirt. Mohammed Mohammed spoke a few words of English. He usually just said things like, Thank You. Mohammed Mohammed confused 90 percent of the student population at Nazareth Ju...
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